We’re on the internet, so you know we’re credible. If that’s not enough, people are even talking about us in real life conversations. Double credibility!
That means we’re ranked higher than just #1. Still not convinced? Here’s some testimonials that will crush your objections:
“Bookfield Bulletin is #0.” –MSNBC
“Bookfield Bulletin is a website.” –FoxNews
“I wanted info on Southwestern. This site is confusing and wasting my time.” –Mrs. Jones
Let us know if you see any important Bookfield news happening by dropping whatever you’re doing, abandoning any and all commitments or responsibilities, and emailing us immediately at firstname.lastname@example.org.
STUPID LEGAL BS
We are not with the school, and what you are reading is not a Southwestern site. We don’t even know what Southwestern is. Maybe an airline or something? This important news source you’re reading is satire. If you’ve been offended by it, click on the tab for complainers at the top of the page.
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