Homeless Ford Now Suffering Through Unit Withdrawal

With less than 48 hours passing since he announced his career transition, Ford began succumbing to the deep dark clutches of unit withdrawals, leaving him writhing in physical and mental torment, with only the companionship of a stray dog he named “Pacesetter” to help him cope.

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