Student Manager Uses ‘Feel Felt Found’ To Shove 6,000 Units In Cardboard Boxes Into Local Pet Store Owner’s Dumpster

UPSTATE NEW YORK – Fourth summer FORCE manager Parker Burks successfully filled the garbage bin behind Poughkeepsie Pet Supply tonight after completing his final clean up day of deliveries. According to sources, store owner Cheryl Hines eventually agreed saying she was “ok with it, as long as there was enough room for their own trash in there too.” Reports indicate that Hines was in fact left with no room remaining, with the second dumpster for  waste-only also overflowing with empty boxes of Ask Me Reptiles.

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