Fake Dad Walks In During Cash Collection, Blows Practice Sale

Burke-Aguero seen here objecting last minute to the mock purchase saying that his make-believe kids “make straight A’s” at the school they might conceivably attend

SALES SCHOOL – First year dealer Scott Clanton was blindsided this afternoon as fake dad and Mizzou student manager Daniel Burke-Aguero “got home” while fellow student manager Tim Parkins, playing the role of “Anne”, began writing Clanton a check on a blank sheet of pre-approach paper.

Sources report Burke-Aguero asking questions such as “what’s this all about?” adding that “we don’t need this, our kids do fine” instructing Clinton to return the “check”.

Reports indicate that this was the first time Clanton had made it through an entire practice presentation from approach to cash collection, making the 11th hour objection that much tougher to receive.

At press time, Clanton was seen whiting out Anne’s name from his Families For Education sheet while cursing under his breath about not making enough to afford gas for the car he hopes to buy at some point this summer.

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