Grandparents Calling To Wish You Luck With Your Magazine Sales Again This Summer

Both Grandma and Grandpa just wanted to remind you to catch more flies with honey than buttermilk, and that the early bird always catches the worm. They hope you get to “rub some pennies together” this summer and advise you to “don’t take no wooden nickels.” Also, your great aunt Cheryl may have osteoporosis.

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