Expense Conscious Student Manager Driving With 3 Flat Tires, Optimistically Claiming “They’re Only Flat On The Bottom”

Sources indicate that Burnett can tell you why driving on 3 flat tires is good, great, and wonderful.

GEORGIA TECH – According to reports, local third summer student manager Nathan Burnett is doing significant damage to the automotive structure of his bookmobile by driving daily on 3 completely deflated tires, the fourth being the emergency spare. Burnett popped his first tire during delivery week due to the weight of his books on a rural gravel road outside of Cuba, Missouri replacing it with the temporary spare from beneath the boxes of Ask Me – Mammals in his trunk. In a noble effort to remain on schedule and keep his expenses low, Burnett completed his delivery week, checkout process, and return to Georgia with the spare tire in tact. Since then, Burnett has successfully flatted his other 3 tires due to various inattentive driving habits which he developed during his summers by simultaneously driving and drawing pre-approach maps between houses.

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2 thoughts on “Expense Conscious Student Manager Driving With 3 Flat Tires, Optimistically Claiming “They’re Only Flat On The Bottom”

  1. NTW Tires says:

    Love it!
    Some people drive on tires that are bald and say there’s still tread!!!

  2. rleemcc says:

    They look like MayPop tires.

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