Company To Replace Pacesetter With New Method of Announcing Week Old Information

DEVELOPING: The Board of Directors announced plans today to do away with the costly printing and shipping of Pacesetter Reports, and instead search for new ways of relaying the sales information of what happened the week before last to Dealers during the summer. So far options up for discussion include sending telegraphs to Dealer’s HQs, Morse code telegrams, or recording the good news onto vinyl records to be delivered by couriers on horseback.

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One thought on “Company To Replace Pacesetter With New Method of Announcing Week Old Information

  1. Wade says:

    Love it, so True!

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