Dealer Listens To Every Song on iPod, Twice

ROCKFORD, IL – At 9:40 this morning, area dealer Monique Flores officially listened to all 2,445 songs on her iPod for the second time this summer. Flores, a top producer/recruiter, noticed the feat had occurred after hearing silence following ZZ Top’s hit “Cheap Sunglasses” during her first goal period. Flores assured reporters that she was committed to cycling through her iPod once more for the first three-peat of her selling career. Flores explained, “I take my goals seriously, and the iPod three-peat is one that I will achieve this summer, even if it means selling through October.”

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