Nervous First Year Asks If 4 Month Old Can Read Yet

Boss 4 monthsSHREVEPORT, LA – Nervous first year dealer Stephen Gray lost track again of what he was supposed to ask during his kids book demo yesterday during the 3rd goal period. Gray sat down with Jamie Humphrey, a local homemaker, who recently gave birth to her first child. Gray was able to remember to ask Humphrey a few questions such as whether she had any children and if they had any books. Unfortunately, Grey forgot what he was supposed to say or ask next and proceeded to inquire if Humphrey’s four month old child was reading yet, and at what level. The confused mother explained that her four month old was in fact not reading yet and that they were still working on things like sitting up, some simple hand-eye coordination, and in a few weeks would move into the basics of crawling. The flustered dealer realized his mistake and decided to skip the remaining parts of the intro and go straight into his step-by-step Math examples.

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One thought on “Nervous First Year Asks If 4 Month Old Can Read Yet

  1. Tony J. says:

    Had me laughing out loud in my office. Brilliant.

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