First Year Finally Collects Check, Puts It Somewhere

COLUMBIA, SC – First Year dealer David Sanden from Michigan Tech had a very slow first week of sales. In fact, Sanden only had 4 customers who each put down zero deposits but “will definitely have it in August.” This morning however, Sanded started his second week of sales with a boom by writing up a My Set order for the DiMunzia family. The mother, Carla DiMunzia, felt confident enough in Sanden to the point that she wrote him a check for $55.17 to which the discheveled dealer placed the check somewhere, maybe in his pocket or possibly in one of the samples, perhaps inside the order book somewhere; the whereabouts of the check are still to be determined. Sanden decided to spend the rest of the morning stapling missing check flyers to telephone poles throughout the neighborhood.


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