Mr. M Seen At Trader Vic’s Drinking a Piña Colada, His Hair Was Perfect

Looks a lot like this.

BEVERLY HILLS – According to sources, Mr. Mediocrity was spotted at the famous Trader Vic’s last night slowly enjoying a cold pina colada on the outdoor patio. No photos were captured of the actual event, however, reports indicate that Mr. M strongly resembles Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of the British rock band Bush, and that his hair epitomized perfection.

These reports have seemed to surprise many dealers today who have always considered Mr. M to be some type of spring-loaded bouncing cartoon character that makes “boing” sounds. Mr. M is instead a much more devious and chameleon-like character who can disguise himself in a multitude of ways, including the funny small creature that can be smashed with a shoe making him seem relatively harmless, which is in fact brilliant.

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