First Year Divorces Territory After Only 2 Weeks

BIRMINGHAM – First Year dealer Audrey Mullins officially divorced her sales territory today at 10:30am after “irreconcilable differences” prompted her to move to a wealthy neighborhood located 40 minutes across across the county in her roommate’s turf. Mullins’ only statement given to reporters was a loud string of profanity.

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