Stat Shot: Why Mrs Jones is Objecting At The Door

11% - She's still traumatized by the Cutco presentation that turned bloody

 

14% - Because You didn't break the ice with an off the cuff joke about sneaking up on her

 

17% - She's silently judging your fanny pack

 

12% - There's that email that's going around about you

 

9% - Because most people say no regardless, but you were texting during that part of sales school

 

18% - Because you used the name of the neighbor she hates

 

19% - Ellen is on and it makes her feel socially relevant

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