Approach Ruined By Low-flying Plane

planeCINCINNATI – Local First Year dealer Shelby Chism’s approach at the Morgans’ home was utterly and completely ruined during the first goal period this morning by a low flying 727. Chism had been trying repeatedly to catch Mrs. Morgan at home since last week, and today the mini-van was spotted in the driveway. Chism’s territory is located within miles of the Greater Cincinnati Airport, and this morning at approximately 8:45 a one-way from Chicago approached for landing at precisely the time that Morgan opened the door to Chism’s knock. The young dealer’s words became buried beneath the sound of screaming jet engines, much to the dismay of Morgan who responded with a “no thank you” completely uncertain of a single word that had been spoken. Reports also indicated that Chism was later seen at the Hewlitt house staring awkwardly at the mother for an excruciating 20 seconds of speechless eye-contact as a Dallas to Boston layover descended toward the runway.


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