Dealer Doesn’t See 30 Families Today, Was Raptured

HARRISONBURG, VA: 2nd summer dealer Mary Collins ended her day early as the May 21st Rapture caused her to finish before 9:30 with a disappointing 17 contacts, 5 presentations, and 1 customer for 14 units. Who will be delivering to her customers is yet to be determined; probably someone from the neighboring Eagle/Blitz org.

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  1. I just burned my retinas looking at this picture for too long

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