MIT Research Team Attributes Astrophysics Breakthrough To Use of SW Robotic Calculators

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A group of top astrophysics researchers at Massachusetts Institute of Technology recently announced a breakthrough in scientific research that could possibly pave the way for what is being called the new age of “auto-flight” or as many reporters are simply referring to it — flying cars.

Chief Research Scientist Thomas Chang, announced in a press conference this evening that this breakthrough may not have occurred had it not been for the access to the SW Robotic Calculators that aided in the group’s pages of calculations.

Chang commented, “We were able to balance the space/time continuum on the blue one, the affects of gravitational pulls on the green one, and we pretty much just used the red one to spell “BOOBS” for each other.”

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One thought on “MIT Research Team Attributes Astrophysics Breakthrough To Use of SW Robotic Calculators

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha… you said boobs

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