OL Opens 10th Bank Account in 4 Summers, Added To TSA’s No-Fly List

ARLINGTON, VA – Chief security administrators for the TSA have added 4th summer OL, and recent Ole Miss graduate, Scott Greene (pictured) to the Federal No-Fly List with his suspicious opening of a tenth checking account in five different states. According to Greene, the account was to be used to run his own small business while simultaneously supporting the local bank. However, according to the TSA this is exactly the kind of unusual activity that beginning stage terrorists display, no questions asked. Unfortunately, Greene will now be forced to travel alone by boat to his Sizzler destination this November.

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One thought on “OL Opens 10th Bank Account in 4 Summers, Added To TSA’s No-Fly List

  1. joseph estrada says:

    ROFL

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