What are you planning to do with the time you’re saving with your new books?

“Pop open a few cold ones on the back porch. Maybe even take the kids to the park….. Ha! I’m just kidding about the park thing.”

Gary Artrip – Enid, OK




“You’re the third person who’s stopped by here today. Please take me off your list.”

Ann Callahan – Decatur, AL





“Three words: Bar-be-que.”

Clyde Wilson – Tupelo, MS




“Get some new tattoos, and write to my husband in the¬†penitentiary.”

Tammy White – Cottondale, FL




“I’m going to try to be a Pageant Mom! Clarinda just turned 3 so she’s eligible now.”

Lisa Jenkins – Plano, TX

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